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50 Cool Status for Whats app in English

When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.

 When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.

 Music is my escape from the bullshit in life..

HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

Read books instead of reading my status!

I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.

 I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ……

I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day ?

I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.

 I Am A Hot Dude With A Cool Attitude.

If You Are Bad, Then Call Me Your Dad.

Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

I on Not on whatsapp..

Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…

The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.

The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

 Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Never Accept To Be Anyone’S Second Choice.

I’ll hit u so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you

Save water & drink beer…

Don’t let your dreams just be DREAMS!

Nowadays, “Cool” Means- “I Really Don’T Care.”

WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!….

Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest!

Yes I Am Smiling And You’Re Not The Reason Anymore.

 HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember & remembers what we want to forget.

Your WhatsApp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me.

EGO is the only requirement to destroy any relationship.

Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

 If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?

Lazy People Fact #5812672793. You were too lazy to read that number.

Its not illegal unless you get caught.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

I will win, not immediately but definitely.

A good laugh and long sleep are 2 best cures for anything

I took IQ test… results were negative

When nothing goes right… Go left!

Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.

I Am Not Arguing, I’M Simply Explaining Why I Am Right.

Hate me or love me
but don’t play with me
i am a cool boy

Happiness is when the last seen at turns into online and then typing

Life is like making a tea, boil your ego
evaporate sorrow and filter your mistake

we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.

 I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.