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50 Funny Status for Whats app in English

Are you looking for Funny status? so here is the right place we have collected best 50 cool Funny status so that you need not waste your time searching or typing across the internet for English Funny status for WhatsApp. This collection is for both boys and girls to define their swag.

50 Funny Status for Whats app in English
Hey there whatsapp is using meee,

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.

If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!
Read books instead of reading my status!
SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day ?
When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.
ETC – End of Thinking Capacity.
I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Not always “Available” Try your Luck…
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!
Status: I on Not on whatsapp..
Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…
I just need a good Wifi & Wife.
Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
Save water drink beer.
Hey there! Are you using Whatsapp?
I am not a virgin, My life fucks me every day.
When nothing goes right! Go left.
3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!
When I was born… The devil said, “Oh Shit…! Competition”.
Your WhatsApp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me.
Waiting for Wi-Fi network…
Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
Lazy People Fact #5812672793. You were too lazy to read that number.
If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a French cat.
I will be back before you pronounce aslkfjlsajflj.
Yeah You – The one reading my status, Get Lost!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
I took IQ test… results were negative
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil
I just saved lot of money by “LIC life insurance”… By not having any.
Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
I can see you checking my Whatsapp Status. B)
You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card….
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

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